Relocated, @ autopsyroom4 .

Wanted relocatingalexys.livejournal.com (Don't get me to explain, please) but LJ says 15 letters max.

First it's the stupid layouts that are so yucky and disgusting, then it's the url. Faggots.
Neeways, do add me as friend at autopsyroom4 . Thanks :D

(Autopsy Room 4: It's something from Stephen King's short stories, Everything's Eventual.)

Bye ilmiocantante!

Changed the layout.
More to come on the fourteenth.

(Should I change my entire livejournal altogether?)

Okay, okay, I'mma really on hiatus. I've been writing my diary entries in a book. I'd transfer them all here after the Os.

I had a dead funny dream last night that involved Michael Phelps and the frontman of The Click Five. Oh zod, why the frontman of The Click Five? I like the frontman of Maroon Five better!



He lives in LA! Wow. Maybe I can get to see him when I get there.
Fat hope.

See you on the flipside, then. :)


Oh, my camera is on Xiaxue's blog. Cute, or what?

My mom and I went to IMM this morning and did some food shopping. She bought me my birthday present!!!



I got the pink one, in case you were wondering. Mom thought it'd be nice if I had something pink for a change. I went around and sneered at all the inferior pinks until I found this pretty Canon.

No fancy functions whatsoever, though 10.0 megapixels is good right? I know nuts about cameras.

I secretly thought the Samsung one was cool too, but I settled for this cos the Samsung one was more expensive



According to the salesguy there the Samsung i8's got an MP4 function.
But the battery dies kind of quickly.

My mother and I walked around IMM and got some food. We talked about names. It all started with her saying that she liked my baby cousin Reyes's name.

I said, "If I have a son I will name him Axl-Jayden or Jared Alençon." She laughed a donkey laugh and said, "So hard to pronounce! If your son falls down I'd be like 'Axl-Jaaaaaay... Oops sorry baby, your name is too long, thanks to your stupid mother, my stupid daughter.'"

I stuck my tongue out at her and asked if Ignatius (ardent, spirited) sounded better. She laughed again and said it sounded like someone who's permanently on fire.

Frustrated, I complained, "At least it's better than AMANDA! In primary school there were TWO Amandas, and now in Nan Hua there are like FOUR Amandas altogether. And you know, people will probably remember me as 'Eh, you know la, that Amanda back in Nan Hua- broke her leg twice, once in Sec One and once in Sec Four."

My mother smiled and said, "Then go and change your name after you graduate. Go and change it to Alibabasriputhanirani for all I care."

Digress: JAMIE'S BIRTHDAY

 
I love Ning Ning, but she doesn't seem to return my affections.

:(

( Let )( WE HATE PAEDOPHILE TO BITS CLUB )

( Chop chilli chop chilli chop chop chop )


心配しないで、私はあなたを愛し. ( Don't worry, I love you.) :D

ON HIATUS UNTIL THE END OF THE O LEVELS.

Hopefully. Argh! Biology is dead boring.

I'm surfing lots of peoples' blogs right now, for a half hour, then it's back to Biology. The crumblies aren't in, so I'm eating Ben and Jerry's Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream straight from the pint. My dad bought it for me yesterday to bribe me- he wanted me to edit some speech for him. If all editors were paid like that, all the obese people on Earth would all be editors.



[稻 香] 詞：周杰倫 曲：周杰倫

對這個世界如果你有太多的抱怨
跌倒了就不敢繼續往前走
為什麼人要這麼的脆弱 墮落
請你打開電視看看
多少人為生命在努力勇敢的走下去
我們是不是該知足
珍惜一切 就算沒有擁有
                                                                               
還記得你說家是唯一的城堡 隨著稻香河流繼續奔跑
微微笑 小時候的夢我知道
不要哭讓螢火蟲帶著你逃跑 鄉間的歌謠永遠的依靠
回家吧 回到最初的美好
                                                                               
不要這麼容易就想放棄 就像我說的
追不到的夢想 換個夢不就得了
為自己的人生鮮艷上色 先把愛塗上喜歡的顏色
笑一個吧 功成名就不是目的
讓自己快樂快樂這才叫做意義
童年的紙飛機 現在終於飛回我手裡
所謂的那快樂 赤腳在田裡追蜻蜓追到累了
偷摘水果被蜜蜂給叮到怕了 誰在偷笑呢
我靠著稻草人吹著風唱著歌睡著了
哦 哦 午後吉它在蟲鳴中更清脆
哦 哦 陽光灑在路上就不怕心碎
珍惜一切 就算沒有擁有
                                                                               
還記得你說家是唯一的城堡 隨著稻香河流繼續奔跑
微微笑 小時候的夢我知道
不要哭讓螢火蟲帶著你逃跑 鄉間的歌謠永遠的依靠
回家吧 回到最初的美好


Jay Chou's new album is squee! I love 稻 香, but I hate the clothes he's wearing in the MV.

A strange lady came up to me at the temple yesterday and asked me if I was the one with a cast for the past three weeks or so. Mentally correcting the three weeks to be four hellish ones, I said, "Yes."

She said in Hokkien, "Oh! You know, you should not eat chicken and eggs when your leg is still healing. And you cannot eat seafood, especially prawns, or your leg will itch. You also cannot eat cold stuff or drink cold water. Don't eat things that are too heaty as well!" And walked away.

My mother came up to me and asked me if I knew who that lady was. I said, "No." "Then what did she tell you?" my mother said. I replied, "She told me to live on tofu."

A few days ago, Curry Gang surfed Angelababy's xanga. I'd always thought that girl was some twit wannabe or something, but when I saw her blog I nearly choked on my spit. She positively makes Elva Hsiao look hideous.



Every single picture of her looks utterly perfect (no hyperboles here). When she is sans makeup she looks like an angmoh!


Love the hoodie.


That's why I hate her.

MY CAST IS OFFICIALLY OFF!

The trip to SGH on the 30th was bad but funny. I had to wait for hours just to get an X-ray and also to see the doctor. Disappointingly, I didn't get to see my handsome X-ray guy. However, the doctor I went to looked so much like Ken'ichi Matsuyama I could only stare and gape at him.

He said, "I think we'll have to leave the cast on for another about two weeks" and I instantly hated him. I sat on the wheelchair and cried on my Biology book; I brought it there to mug. Then he saw the tears in my eyes and said, "Okay, my teacher and I will check on you later in the Plaster room", so I stopped crying.

The people in the Plaster Room know me personally, how cool/uncool is that? The Ken'ichi Matsuyama doctor and his teacher, a man with a friendly face, came over and poked and prodded at my ankle. I told them I didn't feel any pain, so he told me that I could come off my cast.

I swear that was the best thing anyone ever said since August 30th.

The Curry Gang celebrated Jimjams's birthday with 16 donuts today! I feel very very fat now, though my left leg is skinnier than my right. The yucky leg smell has gone too, which is awesome.

Yining says that Gary Cao Ge is married to his stylist. Really? According to her, he asked her if she loved him and kissed her without waiting for a reply. I am still wondering what to say to that.

This is a Twilight movie rant.

( *Tears computer apart* )